insanelyBlog/themes/murkyhellyeah/theme.js

/* jQuery Plugins */
(function($) {
    $.fn.longClick = function(callback, timeout) {
        var timer;
        timeout = timeout || 500;
        $(this).mousedown(function() {
            timer = setTimeout(function() { callback(); }, timeout);
            return false;
        });
        $(document).mouseup(function() {
            clearTimeout(timer);
            return false;
        });
    };

})(jQuery);

/* EXTRA FUCKING VIEW */
function keepThePageAwesome() {
	if ($(window).width() < 1020)
	{
		keepTheFuckingSidebarOnTheScreenOkay = true;
		$(document.body).addClass('tinyscreen');
	}
	else
	{
		keepTheFuckingSidebarOnTheScreenOkay = false;
		$(document.body).removeClass('tinyscreen');
	}
}


/* AWESOMENESS */
$(document).ready(function() {

	// Mobile view
	if ((navigator.userAgent.match(/iPhone/i) || navigator.userAgent.match(/Android/i) || navigator.userAgent.match(/webOS/i) ? true : false))
		$(document.body).addClass('tinyscreen');
	else if (userdata)
		$('header').append('<a id="miniprofile" href="'+(userdata[1] > 1 ? '/admin' : '/user/'+userdata[2])+'"><img src="//filtr.sandros.hu/proxy/avatar/'+userdata[0]+'" alt=""/>'+userdata[3]+'</a>'); // User miniprofile

	$(window).resize(function() { keepThePageAwesome(); }).resize();

	// TWEET ANIMS
	$("article.tweet").hover(function() {
		$(this).find("p.readmore").stop().slideDown();
	},
	function(){
		$(this).find("p.readmore").stop().slideUp();
	});

	// Sub-page detection
	if (/entry|\/p\/|tag|page|user|admin/.test(window.location.href) && !headerimg)
		$(window).scrollTop($('#page').offset().top);

	// Scroll down button
	$('#arrowDown').click(function() {
		$("html, body").animate({scrollTop: $('#page').offset().top}, '500', function() {
			window.location.hash = '#content';
		});
	}).longClick(function() {
		$("html, body").animate({scrollTop: $(document).height()-$(window).height()}, '1800');
	});

	// Scroll to the top button
	$('#scroll-up').click(function() { $("html, body").animate({scrollTop: 0}, '2000'); return false; });

	// Typing animation
	//var $el=$('#logo h1 span'),txt=$el.text(),txtLen=txt.length,timeOut,char=0;$el.text('|');(function typeIt(){var humanize=Math.round(Math.random()*(100-30))+30;timeOut=setTimeout(function(){char++;var type=txt.substring(0,char);$el.text(type+'|');typeIt();if(char==txtLen){$el.text($el.text().slice(0,-1));clearTimeout(timeOut);}},humanize);}());
});